Chicken Kiev
I was going to write something about Chernobyl since it's been 20 years and all, but it appears everyone's doing that, so I'll just talk about Rinpoche Steven Seagal. You know Chuck Norris could kick his butt. Especially now that the lama has given up the violence and gained 120 pounds. I was born about 65 miles from where Chuck was born (almost 28 years later), but I'm actually an inch taller than him, so I could take his 66 year old butt to school in basketball. I should go back to Maysville, Oklahoma and look at the house I lived in there and then stop by Chuck's hometown. I wonder if Chuck ever gets back there. Maybe he'll read this and tell me in my comments.Waiting to hear from you Chuck.
posted by Aaron at 4/26/2006 10:16:00 PM
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I had a dream about Chuck Norris once. he revealed the secrets of Chuck Norris to me through an Etch-a-Sketch...THEN proceeded to kick my ass. This is all very bizarre and completely true. I would not joke about Chuck Norris. that is f'n suicide.
Dreams are Mr. Norris's primary means of communication. His movies form a conduit between him and your subconscious mind and as a collective we become a stronger Chuck by sharing everything that is him. One day the entire planet will become Chuck and on that day the universe will be ours.
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