Space Cowboy

I was going to write about the pompitudes of love, or pompitous, or pompatus and then I find out that it's really puppetutes and Steve probably didn't even know what he was stealing when he borrowed this from Vernon. Anyway, I just can't listen to this song any more because I always had this idea that the pompatus of love was some noble monogamous ideal of love, but now I'm thinking the people that keep talking about him were probably right. Don't trust this guy. He's probably got hundreds of those little paper puppet call girls all over the country. Why else does he need that big old jet airliner? Maybe it wasn't Billy Joe that shot that guy.

Don't get suspicious? Whatever.