Believe it or not...

Aliens must have taken over my body because that was the lamest excuse for a number 50 post that I can imagine. So what would be a good post? How about a Rashomon post where I tell the same thing four times from different perspectives and it turns out that none of them are honest. These ideas all sound good in theory, but when you get down to logistics, it never works.

Do you remember that Zatoichi episode where he had to take the baby back to his father when the mom died and all the Yakuza are trying to kidnap it and it's so hilarious how he tosses the baby in the air and kills three guys and then catches the baby and keeps going like nothing happened. Or when he tosses the baby at the bad guy and makes him drop his sword to catch it then off goes his head. He should have caught the baby with his sword.

I was hoping in the new Zatoichi movie we would find out that he was never blind and that was the twist. I'll bet you wouldn't have figured that one out.