The Big Texan

My wife says that I'm cerebral which I think is a nice way of saying that I want to sound smart. Of course, I'm going to get all defensive and say that it's the opposite. I want to show everybody how many things we could know and how we are just barely breaking through the crust on the Crème Brulée of life. OK, that's kind of a small dessert to describe the vast extent of all experience. Maybe it's just the stem on the cherry of the banana split of life. That doesn't sound as posh though. Maybe it's not a dessert. Maybe it's one of those 72 ounce steaks that you get free if you can eat it all in less than an hour, but some people (about six thousand so far) can actually eat the whole steak. Hmmm, maybe I should go drink a beer.

Analogies are hard.