No, I'm Sparticus!

Imagine finding a hero so charismatic and so perfect that you would gladly step forward and take a sword for him/her. Your life sacrifice might garner a few extra moments of perfection to weave the magical dragon's breath and actuate something so epic it's never been seen in a movie. Not even a Spielberg.

Personally, since we're just getting hearsay and propaganda with no media access, my money is on Sarah Palin. They probably know we'd all jump in front of a bus for her if they let her out too soon, and then the only people left to vote would be those damn liberals. Why can't they intuit super-human immaculate character from a photo-op like us conservies? It must be because they have no soul, but they try to make up for it with an empty life devoted to compassion.

Sarah surely learned from her dad (Michael) how to chop down trees and torture people (not the comfy chair!) from his role in the Spanish Inquisition and Brazil. Looks like buttered scones for tea again. Oh bugger!

Anal Nathrak, Uthvas Bethud, Do'que-el Di'enve'