These are the people in your neighborhood

The Skeezer McWhorington clone living near you may seem like an oddity, but a recent study has shown the Skeez may infest as much as 85% of existing suburban white communities. In the early '80s, this phenomenon was confined to the culturally bankrupt periphery (travel trailer parks or manufactured home communities) where mullets and tube tops were the Dolce and Gabbana of Shady Elms Mobile/RV Rest Area and the likes.

Today, you may not spot the fugly by the freeze spray glazed and teased high volume curl perms, but the skanky stank is still the same. Hoochie is one of the universal constants so keep a sharp eye out. As they pollute the general population, they are adapting and concealing their gross and overt harlotitudes. The only defense is a quick and dirty offense.

Sweep the leg, Johnny!