Veggies

I hate veggies, but I would like to be a vegetarian. I think I would just have to eat green beans, peas and corn. I can sometimes eat carrots if they are soaked in butter and cooked for a long time, but I don't think they have the same nutritional value that way and if you're not being a vegetarian for health reasons, then why would you? I guess there's that cruelty to animals thing, but when you look at a juicy steak, you don't think about a sobbing cow.

Or maybe you should think about a screaming cow. Like they were shoving bamboo shoots underneath the cows fingernails (if they had fingernails). The screaming cows are looking over your shoulder as you eat that ribeye. Every bite into that perfectly marbled Angus prime invokes a whimper from some baby cow as you eat her mother.

Nope. That didn't work. I still don't like veggies.