Puerile Inanity

Don't you get tired of all these blogs that just have post after post that talk about nothing, or their toothbrush, or how their dog won't piss in the right place, or how hard it was to change that bulb on the freezer, or how their kid's hair is full of tangles and they don't know why, or what should they do with their backyard landscaping, or how many grapes can you fit in your mouth, or what a blah time they've been having lately (LOL!). Holy frikkin' Jesus! Who wants to read all that crap? And I've got a stupid disorder where I have to read it all. Please stop, you're killing me! I haven't slept in 3 weeks and I just keep getting further and further behind. I've got 143,256 blogs that I'm trying to keep up with and some of you just write so much crap that I think I'm going to slash my wrists. Arrrrggh!

You want insipid? I'll show you insipid, or maybe I'll go take a nap.