My computer

I just got a new computer. It has a four 8.6 GHz Xeon II processors with 2GB caches, 200 GB of SSSDRAM (on a 2.5 GHz local bus) and four SCSI (doublewide) 26000 RPM 600 GB drives in RAID arrays. My monitor is a 64" plasma screen and the resolution is 19200x11000 pixels.

MS Word is really fast, but it still takes 12 minutes to boot, and my Excel sheets still only have 256 columns, but my internet download speed is now > 200 Gbps. What the frak is up with that?