Blogosphere!

Isn't this the coolest blog you've ever seen? I don't have any pictures up here, but with talent like mine, do I really need images? I guess there are a lot of people out there that don't read, but they're probably Republicans and have no sense of humor anyway.

I saw a poll recently that said that Republicans are happier than Democrats. This confirms a theory I've had for years. Finally we have some real evidence: Republicans lie more than Democrats, even in stupid polls asking whether you're happy or not. It's probably one of those deals where they think, "This is my wife trying to see if I'm really happy. Maybe she knows about that affair and this will be a clue. I better say I'm happy." Or maybe it's the Fear of God. "Yes Lord, I'm Happy!" Remember what Bobby said about those funny little clowns. No one knows they're crying and dying on the inside.

Actually, the truth is they probably don't know what it means to be happy, so they think they are. They are Platonically happy like the guys in the cave. They can monkey happy behavior. Add some Paxil and it becomes reality. Yum!