Manners maketh man

Some guy from Wickham said this over 600 years ago, so I decided to check it out on my way to see HMS Mary Rose and HMS Victory. I stopped in for a bit of the footie at a local pub and asked if anyone had heard of William (you know, the Bishop who built Windsor), but what I got was a bunch of guys singing this:

Portsmouth till I die,
I know I am, I'm sure I am,
I'm Portsmouth till I die!

Hello, Hello,
We are the Portsmouth boys,
Hello, Hello,
We are the Portsmouth boys,
And if you are a scummer then surrender or you'll die,
We all follow the Portsmouth....

Stand up, if you hate the scum,
Stand up, if you hate the scum....

So much for manners...